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Friday, 23 March 2012

Hagrid

Some say he's fat
But they never stop to consider the fact
That maybe
Just maybe
He's just big boned?
No, it's always:
Fat Hagrid
Obese Hagrid
So stop judging Hagrid
You're making him
Oh, such a sad man

MARK

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

O.W.Ls

Studying all day,
Gotta pass your OWLs,
Cause if you delay,
You're pretty much screwed

A
B
A
C

Quatrain

Monday, 19 March 2012

Hippogriffs

Who needs broomsticks?
I've got a hippogriff
Who needs bodyguards?
I've got a hippogriff
Who needs friends?
I've got my hippogriff.
Some people want the secret to my success
So listen close
My friend,
I've got a hippogriff

MARK

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Forget what they're called poems

Magic

Wand waving
Hot brewing cauldron
Making things easier
Oh, silly muggles
Some say it isn't real
Then how do you explain Hippogriffs?


Evil


Death Eaters
Power hungry
Voldemort will kill us all
Because on his side are giants
Dementors
And evil things of the like


Faith


Dumbledore's dead
And he's put his trust in Harry
But will Harry trust Dumbledore
Because admittedly
He was always
A little bit crazy

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

The Weasleys are really quite poor
Some say they can't afford a  wand
I've heard they can't afford a door
They truely are in quite a cond