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Thursday, 5 April 2012

Mrs. Walker

Please mark ALL the poems in the posts that have MARK on them.

I still hate diamantes

 Wand
Magical Empowering
Waving Flicking Aiding
Magic Wizards Trees Leaves
Breaking Snapping Swinging
Boring Old
Stick

MARK

Diamantes suck

Quittich
Fun Action-packed
Flying Swooping Throwing
Seeker Broomsticks Ball Goal
Running Kicking Faking
Popular Non-Magical
Soccer

MARK

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Haikus

There are O.W.L.s
And there are N.E.W.T.s
They both really suck

Dumbledore is cool
I look up to his white beard
With his cool glasses

MARK

I hate Diamantes

Wizards
Magical, Smart,
Flying, Transfiguring, Brewing,
Broomstick, Wand, Briefcase, Suits,
Working, Rushing, Ignoring,
Obsessive, Boring,
Muggles

MARK

Shakespearean Sonnet

Harry's parents are killed by Voldemort
And he's sent to his aunt and uncle's house
Filthiest muggles you ever did see
And their son, the opposite of a mouse

Hagrid saves Harry and sends him to school
Turban teacher wants the stone but he dies
Second year the basilisk attacks school
Sirius Black is Harry's godfather!

Triwizard tournament, Voldemort's back
Fifth year, Sirius Black is dead dead dead
Sixth year, Snape's a traitor,Dumbledore's gone
Kill the horcruxes like Dumbledore said

Voldemort's overthrown the ministry
If Harry doesn't win we're history

MARK

Monday, 2 April 2012

Quittich

Quittich is stupid,
There's really no point.
Whoever catches the snitch
Is most always the winner
Forget all the players
It is oh so pointless
Why not just have
A race to find the snitch

MARK

Animagus

You could be a dog
And live in the bog
You could be a rat
Or even a bat

If you think this is folly
Just ask good old Molly
Over a nice dish of haggis
Become an animagus

MARK

Friday, 23 March 2012

Hagrid

Some say he's fat
But they never stop to consider the fact
That maybe
Just maybe
He's just big boned?
No, it's always:
Fat Hagrid
Obese Hagrid
So stop judging Hagrid
You're making him
Oh, such a sad man

MARK

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

O.W.Ls

Studying all day,
Gotta pass your OWLs,
Cause if you delay,
You're pretty much screwed

A
B
A
C

Quatrain

Monday, 19 March 2012

Hippogriffs

Who needs broomsticks?
I've got a hippogriff
Who needs bodyguards?
I've got a hippogriff
Who needs friends?
I've got my hippogriff.
Some people want the secret to my success
So listen close
My friend,
I've got a hippogriff

MARK

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Forget what they're called poems

Magic

Wand waving
Hot brewing cauldron
Making things easier
Oh, silly muggles
Some say it isn't real
Then how do you explain Hippogriffs?


Evil


Death Eaters
Power hungry
Voldemort will kill us all
Because on his side are giants
Dementors
And evil things of the like


Faith


Dumbledore's dead
And he's put his trust in Harry
But will Harry trust Dumbledore
Because admittedly
He was always
A little bit crazy

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

The Weasleys are really quite poor
Some say they can't afford a  wand
I've heard they can't afford a door
They truely are in quite a cond

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Voldymort

Voldemort's scary
His face white like a phantom
A frightening nose

Monday, 27 February 2012

Friday Task

Whomping Willow
Violent Towering
Thrashing Beating Attacking
Shrieking-Shack Wormtail Leaf Bark
Waving Growing Rooting
Calm Peaceful
Tree



Draco's a tool and
Dumbledore's cool but he died
A quite stupid death

MARK

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Hello, and welcome to The Hog Blog, a Harry Potter themed blog made by me, myself, and I, Ben Trimble.  This blog will focus on Harry Potter related poetry, as well as nothing.  I hope you enjoy the posts to come, even if you are no Harry Potter fan. (AKA noob and/or tool.)